THE CREDITS

A CRUSHEDRICE PRODUCTION

Built with care, expertise, and with Mac OS.

CAST

Ryan as himself

Roxy as herself

Mica as herself

Lewis as himself

Scott as himself

Szymon as himself

Adam as himself

David as himself

Richard as himself

Brandon as himself

PRODUCTION NOTES

I am so fucking glad i worked with you all. It was an absolute trip. I also am grateful I never have to use Windows again. It's so fucking SHIT!!!!!

To anyone shipping features under pressure: you are seen. To anyone fixing bugs at 3am: you are appreciated. To anyone who reads docs instead of just vibing ai slop, gg bro.

THE CRAFT

Programming used to feel like a hobby, especially when you finally get something to work. Now AI is taking the fun out of it. Don't let it. Enjoy the journey.

Good software still feels like craft. The passion is still there. Whether it's designing a beautiful frontend (not in shitty Mantine), or building a beautiful backend, the fun is still there man.

DEDICATION

These credits are dedicated to Steve Jobs — for helping put genuinely great tools in people's hands and for changing how the world thinks about computers. Bill Gates is a fucking idiot. Fuck you Bill. Copycat motherfucker.

ALSO

What even is Wildix? I keep hearing you lot talk about it and I never asked. Half the time I have no idea what anyone's on about — it's beyond me. Someone explain it like I'm five, ideally with diagrams.

SPECIAL MENTION

Tobey Maguire — the best Spider-Man. Spider-Man 2 is my favourite film and one of the best full stop; it basically maps onto how I think about responsibility, curiosity, and trying to do the right thing when it costs you. Everyone gets a choice — pick the good one when you can.

Lewis is an absolute legend and looks unsettlingly like Eggman from Sonic. That is all.

BUILT WITH

Next.js

TypeScript

Tailwind CSS

Geist Mono

Vercel

THE END

No developers were harmed in the making of this application.

Also, a fuck ton of AI was used to make this looool

You really think I would spend hours on this if I didn't have to?

Also, a starting salary at £26,000 - are you fucking crazy? no wonder I quit.

That was a joke. Please don't fire me.

Wait...

Also:

All ciphers are decryptable. Probably.

CRUSHEDICE // 2026